Agency: Meyocks Group
Use: ADDY Awards intro
Use: ADDY Awards intro
When I grow up, I want to work in Advertising
Be forced to work 10 hours a day, 12 hours a day
14 hours a day
I want to work like a dog and bust my ass for a fifteen hundred dollar raise
Be forced to work 10 hours a day, 12 hours a day
14 hours a day
I want to work like a dog and bust my ass for a fifteen hundred dollar raise
When I grow up, I want to be an Account Coordinator
A go-fer
Get coffee and donuts
And sit in client meetings and contribute absolutely nothing
A go-fer
Get coffee and donuts
And sit in client meetings and contribute absolutely nothing
When I grow up I want to be a Media Director
A buyer
A planner
And have my ass kissed by every media rep on the face of the earth
A buyer
A planner
And have my ass kissed by every media rep on the face of the earth
When I grow up I want to be a Creative Director
Have a big headSave all the great TV projects for myself
And by washed up by the time I'm forty
When I grow up I want to be a Web Designer
A freakUse terms nobody understands
And convince myself that I'm no longer the geek I was in high school
When I grow up I want to pitch New Business
Fill out mindless RFP's
Do lots of spec creative
And not be paid a goddamn dime for any of it
Fill out mindless RFP's
Do lots of spec creative
And not be paid a goddamn dime for any of it
When I grow up I want to be a Copywriter
A hack
An egomaniac
And lay awake at night, writing the great American novel that will never get published
A hack
An egomaniac
And lay awake at night, writing the great American novel that will never get published
When I grow up I want to be an Art Director
Wear black clothes
Smoke a lot of dope
And always pout when I don't get my way
Wear black clothes
Smoke a lot of dope
And always pout when I don't get my way
When I grow up I want to be in Agency Management
Tell people what to do
Get away with having a bad temper
And be so far removed from the day-to-day business that I need a crain to pull my bloated head out of my ass
Tell people what to do
Get away with having a bad temper
And be so far removed from the day-to-day business that I need a crain to pull my bloated head out of my ass
When I grow up I want to work in Accounting
Be a receptionist
Work in HR
And be considered as nothing more than agency overhead
Be a receptionist
Work in HR
And be considered as nothing more than agency overhead
When I grow up I want to be Production Manager
Go on press checks
Become an expert in trash and trinkets
And point the finger somewhere else, every time something goes wrong
Go on press checks
Become an expert in trash and trinkets
And point the finger somewhere else, every time something goes wrong
When I grow up I want to be an Account Executive
A kiss-up
I want to write off time
And lose any hint of a back bone, every time you step into a client meeting
A kiss-up
I want to write off time
And lose any hint of a back bone, every time you step into a client meeting
When I grow up I want to own My Own Agency
Get a corner office
See my name on the door
And have people wonder what I do all day long
Get a corner office
See my name on the door
And have people wonder what I do all day long
When I grow up I want to be a Producer
Have big budgets
No budgets
Pretend I'm Cecil B. Demill
Have big budgets
No budgets
Pretend I'm Cecil B. Demill
When I grow up I want to Work in Advertising
Win a CLIO, a TELLY
Be in the ONE SHOW
I want to win an ADDY and be the envy of all my friends
sure I do ;)
Tanja V.
Win a CLIO, a TELLY
Be in the ONE SHOW
I want to win an ADDY and be the envy of all my friends
sure I do ;)
Tanja V.
